A Southern Belle Primer, Or Why Princess Margaret Will Never Be A Kappa Kappa Gamma

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I have a lovely Southern belle co- PDFworker who lent me her copy of this very funny book. A Southern Belle Primer, Or Why Princess Margaret Will Never Be A Kappa Kappa Gamma PDF EBook Tips such as these are helpful:

"Want to know if someone is a real Southern belle? Just look in her cupboard. If she's got an iced tea pitcher and a deviled egg plate, you can bet she's as Southern as tomato aspic."

"My dear, this is something you must always remember. Your bosom can be fake. Your smile can be fake and your hair color can be fake. But your pearls and your silver must always be real."
- South Carolina Grandmother talking to her Granddaughter

Important vocabulary for the Southern belle:
Lovely - "She comes from a lovely family."
Precious - A high compliment. "Aren't you just the most precious thing?"
Darlin' - Also a high compliment, to be used along with precious for better emphasis. "How is that precious husband of yours? He drives the most darlin' little sports car."
Cute - Not exactly a high compliment, but not a complete put-down either. "Don't you look cute! (This means you still have an outside chance of making Kappa Kappa Gamma, but you're not as solid as you would be if you looked precious or darlin'.)"
Sweet - The kiss of death. "Who; download; s that sweet little thing in the corner. Just look at that sweet little dress she's wearing!"
Nice - The kiss of death with the coffin sealed. "Well, I don't know her well, but she seems perfectly nice. (She'd better think about volunteering at the hospital because she's never going to make the Junior Auxiliary.)" Like this book? Read online this: Warrior (Precious Jewels Book 2), D&D Gamma World Roleplaying Game.

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