Naked Beneath My Clothes

PDF EBook by Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner's comedy is carefully structured, impeccably timed and exquisitely funny. Naked Beneath My Clothes PDF EBookFrom one of the best comedians working today comes a wildly funny collection of stories about men, women, modern problems, and life before remote control.

Rita Rudner on pierced ears:"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

On Hair:"Nobody is really happy with what's on their heads.People with straight hair want curly, people with curly hair want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind."

On childbirth:"It's scary.One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty six hours.I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty six hours."

On plastic surgery:"I don't plan to grow old gracefully.I plan to have facelifts until my ears meet." Like this book? Read online this: Hair Raiser (Bad Hair Day Mystery, #2), Naked Hero - The Journey Home (Naked Hero, #2).

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